Gather ’round, cool cats and hip chicks — it’s time to toss your tokens into the wildest, weirdest, most wonderfully pointless game this side of the boardwalk!

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Introducing… FEED THE KID!

Straight from a bygone era of penny arcades, soda fountains, and sock hops, this game’s got one goal and one goal only: Feed. The. Kernel. Kid. That's right — no timers, no scores, no finish line in sight! Just endless, greasy-fingered fun for fun’s sake!

So grab your joystick, crank up that dial-up energy, and dive headfirst into a nostalgic loop of buttery madness. He’s hungry, he’s adorable, and frankly, he’s not gonna stop chompin’ till the cows come home.

Looking for purpose? Look elsewhere.
Looking for kicks? You’re in the right place.

Just pure, golden, corny chaos — the way Grandpa might have hated, and the ’90s definitely would’ve sold in a cereal box.

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